God: I know god isn't suppose to have a favorite, but- *points at Nat* This boy is the most pure of heart and I've never seen anything like it!
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God: Lucy!
Lucifer: *growls tiredly at him* What?!
God: Where's Jake? It's been awhile since we've recited the 10 commandments.
Lucifer: How the fuck should I know?!
God: You're his father in law.
Lucifer: No I'm not he's not FUCKING MARRYING MY DAMIEN!!
Jake: *hiding behind Damien's door sweating profusely*
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
