I'm pretty sure my brain is rotting
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Jerry: *takes off his bath robe* Maxi~
~ The room is empty ~
Jerry: oh.. *ties back on his bath robe and leaves the room*
Coal: *yawns stretching out*
Jerry: Coal where's Maxi?
Coal: Isn't today the super bowl?
Jerry: *whines* Not again! *walks to the living room*
Max: *passed out on the couch*
~ food everywhere! ~
Jerry: Ew. *walks back to coal*
Coal: Eh it was a wicked party.
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Jerry: Do you still find me attractive?
Max: *looks at him* Of course I do. Why do you ask?
Jerry: Hmmm... Well being married for about 46 years now (biiig guess) I figured... the magic would've died by now...
Max: Hmm I'm disappointed you'd think that.
Jerry: I can't help it! Jamey and Faz are so happy and practically are on each other everyday!!
Max: You do that to me all the time.
Jerry: Not on Friday's. *tears up* I have a cooking class every friday.
Max:
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Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
