John: And Nat gets to carry the baby.
Felix: What gave you this amazing idea?
John: I don't know, I've been having the strongest urges to do... bad things lately.
Damien: *walks past them drinking a carton of apple juice*
Felix: Hi Dami!~
John: Hello!!
Damien: Hi!! *walks out of the kitchen* bye!!
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John: are you in?
Nat: K-kind of?
Mike: You want me to cum into a funnel?
Felix: Hmm... no. You're sperm is already in his stomach. We need to fuck Natty.
Mike: Are you kidding me?! You'll destroy him!!
Nat: *glances at John's crotch nervously* Ehh I'm having second thoughts.
John: No we won't. You handled me didn't you?
Mike: No??
John: *pauses for a second* Oh! Right uh... right. I-I'm thinking of... something else. (Switched au XD)
Felix: Pleeeeease? John's gentle!
Nat: ... are you?
Felix: Well I can't promise I won't go crazy after one round.
Nat: Hm... as long as you promise not to be tooooo rough. It's okay.
Felix: Fine deal! *crosses his fingers behind his back*
John: Then we settled it. Natty get ready and lubed up for tomorrow!
Nat: *laughs a bit nervously* Mike I'll need your help.
Mike: We ain't sleeping tonight babe. *starts unbuckling his pants*
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
