Duli: C'mere you FUCKING BITCH!! *pulls on Daisy's hair*
Daisy: Ow!! *smacks his face with her phone and runs for her life*
Duli: COME BACK HERE!!
Duckie: Woah Dul. What's wrong boy?
Duli: Daisy auctioned off my virginity!! I'm not even a virgin!!
Daisy: I needed the money!! Look how many bids!! It's up to 10 million!!
Duli: You BI- Wait 10 million? *thinks about it*
Loki: No. *takes the phone and deletes it*
Daisy: DAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
Duli: Thank you.
Loki: No prob. *gives her phone back*
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
