Honey: What's this? *holds out a pouch*
Andy: Oh I bought that for mom.
Honey: What. is. it?
Andy: Catnip.
Honey: Catnip?
Andy: Yeah he's a cat.
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Zane: *giggling while staring at the ceiling*
Honey: Put it to the test.
Andy: *walks up to Zane* Zaaane, I accidentally flushed your phone down the toilet! *braces for impact*
Zane: *looks at him* aw~ Andy! Mistakes happen! I'll just get a new $300 dollared phone! *smiles and hugs him* Did I mention I looooove you?~
Andy: *gasps* You do?
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Zane: *grooming Andy*
Andy: *purring*
Honey: I didn't know Zane could do that.
Andy: He's a cat!
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Damien: Ooooh!! Look at Mommy!!
Zane: *playing with a plants leaves*
Jake: is... he okay?
Honey: He's fine. I just gave him catnip.
Andy: We've should've done that years ago!
Damien: Mommy!!
Zane: *perks up* Dami!! Baby!! *runs over to him and hugs him tight* I missed you soo much!!
Damien: I missed you too mommy!!
Zane: *starts grooming him purring*
Damien: *giggles*
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How Zane would act if he got exposed to catnip
YOU ARE READING
Short stories 9
Humor*gasp* Na-ni? What is this? A nine short stories? No way! No how! I refuse. Oc shit bro, oh wait I can't use shit can I? Oh fuck I said it again! Aw shit aw fuck-
