Short stories 9

Little brother

Lucifer: Angelo we're short one child.

Angelo: No we're not. There's Max and Jamey!

Jamey: *flicks mashed potatoes at Max*

Max: *catches them in his mouth*

Lucifer: Where's the small one?

Angelo: Small one? There's no- *gasps dropping his fork* Where's Jerry?!

Max: Who's that?

Jamey: My annoying little brother.

Max: How come I haven't see him?

Jamey: Because We hang out a lot we ignore other people.

Max: Makes sense!

Angelo: Lucy where's my baby?!

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Angelo: I can't believe we lost a child.

Lucifer: You. You lost the child.

Angelo: *punches him* Shut up! *whines* He could be anywhere!!

Lucifer: I hate to admit it, but there's one place we haven't checked. *points to the portal*

Angelo: Oh god. He's not in the mortal realm is he?

Lucifer: I guess there's only one way to find out. *grabs Jamey and Max* You two!! Go find your little brother! *pushes them in*

Jamey: I fucking hate you!!

Max: Wheee!!

Angelo: Lucy!!

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Jerry: *chewing on a squirrel while wandering through the woods*

Felix: *hums swinging on the swing set at his mansion*

Jerry: *spits out the squirrel going up to a huge iron fence* Ooh!

Felix: *hears him and looks at him* who are you?! What are you doing here?! *gets off*

Jerry: Hi!! My name is... Jerry!! ....I think. I like your fence! *points to the iron bars*

Felix: yes. Daddy says it's to keep peasants like you away.

Jerry: What's a ferret?

Felix: I didn't say ferret? I said peasant.

Jerry: What's a peesant?

Felix: Peasant!! It's common folk like you who wear dirty clothing.

Jerry: *looks at his clothing and giggles* My Daddy made this for me! He lives in a big house like this one!

Felix: *walks towards him* No way! My daddy has the biggest mansion in the whole world!

Jerry: nuh uh! My daddy's is way cooler! He has flames and demons!

Felix: *smirks* Yeah right!

Jerry: I swear!

Felix: You call that fucking swearing?

Jerry: My mommy says I can kill the damn. *goes through the fence*

Felix: Hey you can't do that!

Jerry: I'm small enough to fit through!

Felix: Gross! Get out! You're infecting the area! *shoos him*

Jerry: I like you! *holds his hand* I'm gonna be friends with you!

Felix: Ew!! I don't need friends!!

Jerry: Yes you do. You're lonely. Why don't we play on the swings? *drags him over*

Felix: *whines* Let go of me!! Why are you stronger?!

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Max: Wow! *looking around everywhere*

Jamey: Stupid dad, stupid little brother.

Max: So uh what does he look like?

Jamey: Oh he's about... uh... *stops*

Max: *stops too*

Jamey: *trying to remember*

Max: .... Do you seriously not remember?

Jamey: Shut up! *blushes a bit embarrassed and takes out his phone* I'm sure I have a photo of him here somewhere... oh! *shows Max* See?

Max: .... He's a baby in that photo though.

Jamey: Yeah I know. But just take him as a baby and age him ehh to now!

Max: So he's like a toddler or still a child huh?

Jamey: Yep! We just have to picture him in our head.

Max: Gotcha! *picturing a toddler Jerry*

Jamey: Good. *picturing a gravestone embedded with R.I.P Jerry on it* Okay let's continue searching.