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Luke: you know what I thought would be bigger

Michael: if you say my dick is2g

Luke: ew no

Luke: i dont know what that looks like either thanks

Luke: the size of the universe

Michael: why tf do you know that??

Michael: how tf do you know that????

Luke: science in practice kiddo

Michael: im older than you?

Luke: whatevs. it's like 10 to the power of 53 or 54 i was like what

Luke: swear i thought it was like 10 to the power of 3428738931478943732897342 

Michael: im judging you really hard right now

Luke: shut up im doing resivion for my exams

Michael: theyre next month???

Luke: so

Michael: chill babe

Luke: thERE IS NO CHILL IN GRADE 12

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so i got a tutoring session just right now and the tutor goes "i dont recommend studying last minute anymore" lIKE SON DO U KNOW HOW MUCH SLEEP I HAVE GOTTEN IN THE PAST THREE WEEKS I DONT STUDY LAST MINUTE I JUST HOPED YOU WOULD HELP ME CLEAR MY QUESTIONS

what's something you dont like when people tell you?

Mine would probably be that because like, fuck, i weNT TANNING WITH MY BOOKS ONE MONTH BEFORE MY EXAMS WHAT DO U MEAN I DONT STUDY 

this turned into a rant, pce out dudes and dudettes