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Luke: some times i think the only reason you made me get and still use AIM is because my password is ilovemichael

Michael: well shite

Michael: did i make it that obvious

Luke: yeah

Luke: the other day my mum went through my phone 

Luke: she saw my aim

Luke: she saw my username

Luke: do you know the amount of questions i got

Michael: my bad

Luke: "who is this luke"

Luke: "why are you sexual towards this Luke"

Luke: "ARE YOU FUCKING A GUY NAMED LUKE"

Luke: it took her a moment to realise my name was luke

Luke: then she goes "lukE HEMMINGS ARE YOU SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOURSELF"

Luke: i almost replied, "yes mother, i wank to the thought of myself 25/8"

Luke: but she would have smacked me

Luke: not really

Michael: oh my god

Michael: life is great

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what do you want from christmas?

I dont celebrate it but whoop, whatevs, im still in the spirit because gifts and a three week holiday.