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Michael

1. If you could dye Luke's hair any color, what would it be?

Black, fuck he would look so hot

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2. Do you have like a job because how are you supporting yourself financially?

I live with my mom, but I have side job at McDonalds

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3. When r u gnna send Luke a nude? xD

Bitch please, he owes me nudes

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4. Do the horizontal tango with me?

The pardon me

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5. When are you gonna do the do with Lukey?

After a first date... maybe

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6. top or bottom?

Despite all the jokes I made, I'd probably go for whatever Luke is most comfortable with.

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7. How do you feel about being the bottom?

Hey! Who said I'm bottom

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8. DO YOU EVER PLAN ON MEETING LUKE FACE TO FACE??????

HELL YEAH I AM. WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

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9. im a 20 too but i dont have a cute boyfriend, any tips you can give me?

Tumblr. They're scattered with cute dudes

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10. why you so cool?

My parents did it, and something just happened

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11. lets play titanic, you be the iceberg and ill go down

soz, that's Luke's job

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Luke

1. Have you tried singing with Michael?

Fuck no, I sound like a dying whale

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2. Did ur mother never teach u not to talk to stranger I'm disappointed stranger danger m8 stranger danger

She did but he's so hot, so I let it slide

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3. When are you going to visit Michael?

After graduation probably

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4. Are you muke af?

If you aren't muke af, what are you?

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5. When did you find out you had a daddy kink?

I watched porn this one time and I when the girl said 'daddy' my dick sprung

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6. Who did you call daddy?

Captain of the football team