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Michael: i hate you

Michael: do you know how hard it is to hate you when youre the only thing on my mind

Michael: because all i can think about is lukelukelukeluke

Luke: so youre talking to me again now?

Michael: shut the fuck up and let me speak hemmings

Michael: i love you so much

Michael: but youre a fucking dick

Michael: i didnt want to date you because i didnt think youd like me

Michael: im not as awkward and wtf over the internet

Michael: and i look a good 20x times better via camera than i do in real life

Michael: but then there's fucking you

Michael: a walking god damn sex god

Michael: and i fucking hate you so much

Michael: because i cant fucking hate you

Luke: be my boyfriend

Michael: and youre so holy fuck

Michael: and im so not

Luke: jesus christ michael be my boyfriend

Michael: and you would never like me in real life

Michael: wAIT WHAT

Luke: i said be my boyfriend you dumbass

Luke: i know what I did

Luke: i know i screwed a guy

Luke: but fuck, all i could think about was how wrong this is

Luke: and how i wished that was you

Michael: so youre saying you'd want to call my daddy

Luke: lol no bitch

Luke: youre not daddy at all

Michael: :-(

Luke: but all seriousness

Luke: will you be my boyfriend

Michael: are you like for real

Michael: like do you really mean it

Michael: or is it out of pity that a 20 year old likes you

Luke: no for real, Michael

Luke: somewhere before our first anniversary, i liked you michael

Luke: im pretty sure it's not out of pretty

Luke: just say yes, Mike

Michael: yes

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the first half-ish thing was like kinda me and my crush type of thing

but that was a sad story

so i twisted it a lot

so you now get a much happier story, love me