burn book (unpopular opinions)

random opinions

y'all know how this shit goes....
P.S. I don't edit my books cause I hate proofreading.

#1. Justin Bieber Needs To Quit Music
-raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Justin Bieber. well i have and it's called "Yummy"

#2. Did we get rid of Cardi B?
- Cardi please pick what you want to do. We get that you're all about the bag but you've been completely inconsistent with your music. PICK A LANE. You really don't even need to release anything cause your hype is over. Hang it up, FLATSCREEN.

#3. Normani, FIRE YOUR MANAGEMENT
-  Girl, were begging you to do something else. You're not at that place in career where you can go ghost after releasing a project. That works if your name is Nicki Minaj but your team has done 0 promo for you. Diamonds could've been bigger but your team is a flop!

#4. Nicki Minaj, we need to talk
- Ms. Chun Li. Nicki Lewinsky. Nicki the Ninja.
WE'RE TIRED.
I'm gonna do a whole ass chapter dedicated to the Queen cause she's been pissing me off lately.

#5. Real Housewives of Atlanta
-I don't know if you guys watch this show but it's so entertaining. Kenya is MISERABLE and Tanya didn't deserve that disrespect. Kenya is jealous that her husband don't like her.

#6. To All the Boys I Loved Before
-Movie hasn't even come out yet but it's either gonna be a hit or flop. I honestly don't understand why they would make a sequel especially since it's been 2 years and the characters aren't even close in age to being high schoolers. Still gonna is watch it even though I hate Netflix originals.

#7. Ari Lennox, Snoop Dogg and all the other hoteps
I hate Gayle King as much as the next bitch but she didn't deserve that disrespect. I'm gonna be dragging Ari, I'm gonna be dragging you in a separate chapter cause I got more to say about this topic.

#8. Beyoncé and Capitalism
PRESSED PRESSED PRESSED
JUST SAY YOU HATE BEYONCÉ.
I FUCKING HATE TWITTER CAUSE Y'ALL HAVE SELECTIVE OUTRAGE.
Beyoncé sent PR boxes to celebrities to promote Ivy Park (which sold out before I could even get anything🤬) and y'all mad. People wanted her to send it to fans or poor folks. I swear y'all only hate Beyoncé. She did absolutely nothing wrong and y'all would be PRAISING Rihanna if she did it. People want Rihanna to be a billionaire but get mad when Beyoncé wears a clutch that says "billionaire".
PICK A LIE.

#9. The Grammys and Oscars
Congrats to Lil Nas X for winning an award. He was robbed by Billie "seduce your dad type" Eyelash but whatever.
PARASITE WON AN OSCAR.
But fuck these award shows. Each of them.

#10. Coronavirus
Won't be participating in this ghetto ness and I rebuke any disease cause I'M A BAD BITCH!! YOU CAN'T KILL ME.
But please don't be a xenophobic asshole towards Asians.

Authors note:
Just bought an iPhone 11 yesterday and why did nobody tell me how good they were. I miss my home button but we gotta rebrand for 2020.