Not A Nice Nerd

Teaching A Murder How To Play Handgames Part 1

Chapter 13
Never, and I mean never go to a fucking party with Hunter fucking Anderson!!!

I have officially learned my lesson. Right now I'm with a murder, aka my new friend Oscar, and I'm teaching him how to play mama, mama can't you see.

So let me help you catch up to what's happened so far.

~~~~~~~~7 hours earlier~~~~~~~

The week has gone by really quickly. I actually didn't kill Hunter. Wow do I deserve a medal or what? Trust me it wasn't easy sometimes I felt like throwing things at him. Or throwing him into a active volcano, or a pit of hungry sharks.

Right now I'm in my room singing to Bad Girls Club by Falling In Reverse.

"I met a girl and I really thought she liked me.

I truly thought that I had met the one.

It was a fail, to no avail.

I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.

She's like a witch, casting spells, hypnotizing.

She made me drink a potion just to fall in love.

She got me drunk, tipsy of her love.

I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.

She's always blowing up my phone.

I really wish that she'd leave me alone.

I got to change my number,

Hard for me to slumber when she's outside my home.

She called the cops, and made it seem like I was mean.

She's not your average lady, she's fucking crazy.

Spelled C-U-N-T (bitch)

And after all, the rise and fall.

You're not worth my time.

I'm c-c-calling it quits right now.

This time

You're playing games

And all we do is fight.

It's getting late.

So olly-olly-olly-oxen free,

All the bad girls come cheer with me.

Your love's a drug that got me on the run.

I'm just another victim of the bad girls club.

I'm always paranoid,

That she's somehow watching me.

Follows me on Twitter,

Asking if I miss her,

Hash tag #setmefree.

She googles my name, just to keep some tabs on me.

She's not your average lady,

She's fucking crazy.

Someone help me please.

And after all, the rise and fall.

You're not worth my time.

I'm c-c-calling it quits right now.