You: How is your tortoise?
Little shit: What?
You: You know the tortoise you had to polish?
Little shit: Oh right yeah he's good
You: What's his name?
Little shit: Um Greg?
You: BAHAHA that's the best name you could come up with?
Little shit: Fuck off I was under pressure
You: Under pressure is a great song
Little shit: You like Queen?
You: Mmh but I prefer Bowie
Little shit: Legend
Little shit: I just realized you messaged me first again!
You: Please don't fan-girl again
Little shit: I CAN'T HELP IT. I LOVE SHARON NEEDLES!
You: Are you going to that party Adore Delano is having at the weekend?
Little shit: Yes
You: I'll have to try work out who you are
Little shit: I'll make it difficult
You: But I thought you loved me?
Little shit: I do that's why i'll make it difficult so you don't have to see how ugly I am
You: So I just need to look out for an ugly bitch?
Little shit: You don't need to look far...
Little shit: Just look in the mirror :)
You: Fuck you
Little shit: Please do
You: I'm leaving you now
YOU ARE READING
Shalaska- Texting
FanfictionSharon gets a text from an unknown number. Does it end up well or not?
