Book of Randomness!

Awkward Moments

With Creepypasta!

Aluri (me!): hi! These are some awkward things that could happen to you someday, so be prepared!

Caesar: *literally pops out of nowhere* hiya! I'll be here, too! (/^_^)/

1. Your crush asking who you like

FOR EXAMPLE:

Crush: so, I'll give you my texting number if you tell me who you like >:D

Aluri: *hyperventilates* uhh, that... well, uhhhhhh... hehe-- SANTA APOCALYPSE!! (>O<)/ 🎅🎅🎅

Crush: *gets carried away* HEEELLPP!!

Aluri: I'll save you if you give me your texting number *smirks evilly*

Caesar: hi-five. That's amazing. :D

Aluri: *hi-fives with him and ignores crush's screams*

(^_^)/ \(^_^)

2. You make a joke and nobody laughs

FOR EXAMPLE:

Aluri: what do you call a duck that always steals soap from the bathroom??? :

Caesar: *le bored* I dunno, what? -.-

Aluri: a robber ducky!! *cracks up laughing* \(>▽<)/

Everybody else: (-_-;;)

Aluri: he he he...? (0_0;;)

Caesar: that right there was just horrible.

Aluri: yeah, I know... *stands in the lonely corner and sobs*

3. You have something in your hair, yet nobody takes it out or even tells you

FOR EXAMPLE:

Aluri: *randomly walking around the Creepypasta mansion and singing the Tenkai Knights theme song* we are Tenkai, whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Tenkai! Knights of Tenkai! battles on, come on, rise up! *notices everybody staring at her*

Imaginary Caesar: *stares*

Slenderman: *stares*

Jeff the Killer: *stares*

Eyeless Jack: *stares*

Ticci Toby: *stares*

BEN Drowned: *stares*

Jane: *stares*

Clockwork: *stares*

Glitchy Red:*stares*

Lost Silver: *stares*

Dark Link: *stares*

Laughing Jack: *stares*

Hoodie: *stares*

Smiley: *stares*

Masky: *stares*

The Rake: *stares*

AND SO ON...

Aluri: *eye twitches* uhhh...

AFTER RUNNING TO ROOM

Aluri: *walks in front of a mirror* oh. -.-

4. Someone walking into your room when your having a mini rock concert

FOR EXAMPLE:

Aluri: *swing head around and singing loudly to a song* I'M RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE!!!

Caesar: *walks in* Insane, have you seen- oh. (◎_◎;)

(My full Creepypasta name is Insane Aluri)