I got up and showered, I feel so energetic today! I smiled and skipped down the stairs an into the kitchen where I grabbed, wait for it.... an apple. OH MY GOSH ANNABELL!!! YOUR BEING SOOOO HEALTHY! I know right? I smiled and skipped into the lounge room to play some COD, gotta start practicing if I want to beat the boys.
I stopped and looked at the old lady with grey hair in a bun, who honestly looked like she came out of an Anne of Green Gables movie, I dropped my apple and storke a ninja pose "Who the fu-"
I stopped when she looked at me, she's wearing really thick nerd glasses, I mean their in style in all, but just no....
Liam walked in and sent me a glare and I quickly rephrased my wording, "Fu-Fu-Fu-Fudgenuggets are you?!" I pointed at the wrinkly lady. She pursed her lips and looked me up and down, wow. I feel to insecure right now. I shifted in my cow pants and AmazingPhil tank I made... I'm just that artistic.
"Anna, this is Mary Lynn, your tutor" I gaped at him.
Holy shit, I thought they weren't going to tutor me! FML... "Hello miss Anna, I want the most respect you can give. None of that stupid behaviour or completely wrong use of punctuation and grammar, no shortening of wording and no swear words. I do not want any slouching and I want you to do your work to the most highest academic level possible, even the best colleges would beg for you to just for you to through their walk halls" I blinked a couple times, she's an absolute nutter.
She looked at me expectantly and I opened my mouth and thought of a quick witty comeback "Yeah, well, I want a unicorn and a naked AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire with chocolate coated strawberry's and fairy floss, what one do you think would come first?" I looked at her shocked face and open mouth and then to Liam seemed to just glare laser's at me.
"What?" I asked innocently.
"I'm sorry Mary, we just have to train her mouth" what a suck up. I glared at Liam.
"No worry Lilly pad-" I burst out laughing and Liam returned to glare at me with a full on army.
"I will train her" I sobered up and looked at the crazy chick, to hell if anyone thinks of changing me!
"Good luck" Liam smirked at me and I walked out of the room.
"LIAM JAMES PAYNE! GET YO ASS BACK HERE!" I screamed after him but I got hit in the back of the head.
"Oww! What the shit old lady?!"
*Whack*
"You stupid old cow!'
*Whack*
"WHAT THE HELL! STOP HITTING ME WITH A BLOODY RULER YOU ASS!"
*Whack*
"MOTHER FUCKER-!"
*Whack*
*Whack*
*Whack*
*Whack*
*Whack*
*Whack*
*Whack*
"Okay, okay! Jeese you crazy old bat! Lay off the brain cells! I need 'em you know!"
"I will not tolerate any of that foul language young lady in my classes!" I just stared at the screwed up old lady.
"Now, come to the dining room where I can test you"
Oh shit, im screwed.
"Umm, yeah, sorry no. Not going to happen" she just raised her eyebrows.... I'm scared she slowly lifted her hand up and I put my arms around my head in pretection.
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Kidnapped, By One Direction
FanfictionI guess you could say that this story is like every other One Direction fan fiction or any fan fiction for that matter, but it isn’t – well, lots of stories say that, but I mean it with this one. Anna is a Australian teenager, with her faults and fl...
