Chapter Five: Funny Times.

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Previously...

We stare at eachother for a moment, but it feels like forever. He starts to lean in and so do I...

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It all just happened, I couldn't control myself as I start to feel myself slowly lean in. I'm letting my emotions take control. Our lips parted a few inches.  Before anything could happen, a loud ringing could be heard. Brendon and i jerked back at the sudden noise. I looked around confused then looked back at Brendon. He got up from the couch.

"Alexa, answer call!" He shouted. He looked disappointed and to be honest... so was I. 

"Oh someone's calling.. I wonder who it is?"

"Yo Brendoon, it's me Ryan. Wassup?" Ryan said, emphasizing Brendon's name.

"Nothing. Why are you calling?" He asked.

"Because I ditched the boy's to see you and your lady fren! Il be over soonnn!" He then hung up. He sounded like he was drunk. Brendon groaned.

"Ryan, huh?" I asked.

"Yes. The impatient jackass. He couldn't wait another day to come," He said, walking to the mini fridge, and grabbing a glass of a white substance. ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

(This part is gonna get weeird)

I nearly broke into a fit of laughter.

"Y-you know that d-drink reminds me of something.." I say, barely holding it together.

"Erm okay?" He says, with an eyebrow raised. He then takes a sip.

"Is it a coincidence Ryan called, and your drinking something that looks like milk?" I say, covering my mouth with my hand, silently giggling.

"Are you two going to reenact the Milk Fic?"
My face is red from holding in all my laughter.

He chokes on his drink, spitting it back up in the cup, he places the cup back in the mini fridge with a disgusted look. He starts coughing while halting his hands in an 'x' formation, telling me to stop. I start laughing my ass off.

He regains himself. He stares straight at my laughing figure.

"It's not milk! It's the Orgasm cocktail!" He defends, not realizing what he said. I burst out into more laughter.

(It's a real cocktail. I'm not even
l y i n g)

" 'Orgasm'? 'C-Cock tail'!?" I start slapping my leg out of laughter. Wow I'm so childish.

"That is very much a real drink, don't be so childish," He says.

"Oh I bet it's made from REAL ingredients, eh?" I fall off the couch laughing.

"Goodbye," He announces, waking away.

"No, wait!" I muffled, my face still on the floor from my fall.

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