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Dialing Operator Shana . . .

Call Connected.

"Yo, yo, yo! When I say Operator, you say Shana! Operator?"

"Shana!"

"When I say sabog, you say tayo! Sabog?"

"Tayo! Walang tayo hehe. . ."

"When I say putek, you say Tzuyu! Putek?"

"Tzu- ay wait, may mali ah hahaha."

"Ho ho ho, yo yo yo! This is Girlfriend Hotline and I'm yo operator for tonight. . . Shana on the beat!"

"Hello!! Ang coooooool ng spiel mo. Probably the coolest I've ever heard."

"Aha, cool. That's cool. You're cooler, mate!"

". . ."

"And. . . how may I help ya Tzu?"

"Shana. . ."

"Yo."

". . . forgive me."

"Forgive you for what?"

"I'm. . . I'm totally gay."

"Aha! That's how real magic works, Chou Tzuyu! Welcome to the hood!"

"And. . ."

". . . and?"

". . . I just had sex with Sana."

"What the- errm, errm, you're not supposed to say that during calls. First warning, muchacho."

"Aish, I'm sorry!"

"Haha. Just don't repeat it mate. Ya know, Imma delete this call history of ours 'cause I got yo back muchacho. I won't let Operator Momoring sue us both yo."

"I'm still sorry, though."

"No prob, mate."

"So. . . you're not jealous?"

"Jealous? Me? Aha, no no. And besides, I'm your operator and. . . yeah, best friend yo."

"You sound so painful."

"Akala mo lang 'yun. Bleh."

"Shana?"

"Yo part two."

"I'm sorry if I told you I had feelings for you before."

". . ."

"But Sana. . . she's really special."

". . ."

"I'm sorry if I chose her over you."

"Haha."

"Huh?"

"Atleast you chose me."

"What?!"

"I mean. . . you chose me to be your best friend. Haha, love ya muchacho."

"Oh."

"Well, any complaints for tonight?"

"Nothing else."

"Good midnight, muchacho."

"Good midnight, unnie."

"Yo?"

"Yo."

Call Disconnected.

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From "baby" to "muchacho" real quick. Hee hee.