Girlfriend Hotline » satzu

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Dialing . . .

Call Connected.

"If I was your girlfriend, I'll never let you go~ Hello! This is Girlfriend Hotline and I'm your Operator Shana! What can I do for you?"

"Hi, Naghahanap po ako ng boyfriend."

". . ."

". . ."

"Maling hotline po ang natawagan niyo."

". . ."

"This is Girlfriend Hotline, where guys can choose an operator of their choice and have them as their girlfriend for a chosen period of time. That's my job, ma'am."

"What an awful job."

"Well, parehas lang naman kami sa partner hotline namin na Boyfriend Hotline."

"Boyfriend. . . yaaah! That's it, Boyfriend Hotline!"

"Gusto mo i-redirect kita sa Boyfriend Hotline?"

"Oh sure, yes please!"

Operator Shana redirecting you to Operator Gyumin . . .

"Hello po! Is this Boyfriend Hotline? Naghahanap po sana ako ng boy-"

"Hello! This is Boyfriend Hotline and this is your Operator Gyumin speaking, I'm sorry to say that Boyfriend Hotline is on hiatus because of it's overcrowded community and a lot of pending callers. We're going to open again in 10 months. I'm really sorry for the inconvenience. I'll redirect you to your current operator now. . ."

"Wait! A-ano?! Sandali la-"

Operator Gyumin redirecting you to Operator Shana . . .

"Oh? You're back? What happened?

"Saklap. . . on hiatus daw yung Boyfriend Hotline."

"So? What are you gonna do now?"

"Probably find a girlfriend?"

". . ."

". . ."

". . ."

"I mean. . . babaeng kaibigan, okay?!"

"I can be the one if you want."

"Uhm. Okay. Basta walang malisya kaibigan lang ah?"

"Kaibigan lang."

". . ."

"This is the most awkward scenario that I ever had. Having a friend here in Girlfriend Hotline."

"Well, okay nga yan eh haha!"

"Kasi puro lalaki lang talaga ang tumatawag dito sa amin, maliban na lang sa mga babaeng namali lang ng tawag at magpapa-redirect sa Boyfriend Hotline."

"Ah. Ganun pala."

"But, it's nice to have a girl caller such as you."

"Thanks po!!"

"What's your name?"

". . ."

"Hey."

"Tzuyu. Chou Tzuyu po. . ."

"Got it."

"Sige po, aalis na po ako!"

"Bye."

"Bye."

Call Disconnected.

"Chou Tzuyu. Familiar ah. Medyo lang."

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GIRLFRIEND HOTLINE
twice sana x twice tzuyu
© hansolplum

❝In which Tzuyu calls Girlfriend Hotline to find a boyfriend.❞

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→ romance
→ fluff
→ cheesy
→ S M U T
→ humor(?)

→ epistolary / slight narrative

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• on-going
• completed
• on-hold
• revising

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↻ twiceline bling series #2 ↺
(WALA PO ITONG CONNECTION SA SAWI SERVICES.)
➤ Sawi Services - completed
➤ Girlfriend Hotline - completed
➤ Rant Bling - completed

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✕ what to expect ✕

➱ lots of wrong grammar and typographical errors :)))

➱ scenes that may include cheesiness, fluff, and trigger warnings

➱ turtle updates bc i'm broke af

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✕ a/n ✕

➱ this is my third attempt in writing a SaTzu epistolary / ff. So I don't think you guys would like this one though. But yeah, I ship Satzu and I don't care if this is trashy or nah.

➱ why do I keep speaking english even though I'm not good at all? I wanna learn. Kaya I really really need you guys to correct my grammar in case there is one. Hindi naman ako magagalit, instead of that, I'll be motivated to learn more. :)))

➱ this is straight outta my brain and yes, this is my own plot... though I kinda got some ideas on other stories so if this will have a similarity with another story, yup it's mah fault lol. Inspirations, man. Inspirations.

➱ enjoy reading!! 감사합니다 :)

With love,
- blaire.