Girlfriend Hotline » satzu

75.

Dialing Operator Shana . . .

Call Connected.

"Yo! Operator Shana here, how may I help you?"

"Hello!!"

"Hi Tzu!"

"Diba may event sa school namin which involves finding the operators of BH and GH?"

"Oo naman. . . at hahanapin kita!"

"Kung mahahanap mo ako, tsk!"

"I have my instincts, mate."

"Instincts lang, pero hindi mo mahuhulaan kung sino ako! Wahooo!"

"Let me guess."

"Oh, sure!"

"Matangkad ka. . ."

". . ."

". . . you look like a yoda. . ."

". . ."

". . . ah basta, maganda ka."

"Tsssss, mali-mali naman 'yang mga hula mo eh! Well. . . maliban nalang sa matangkad ako, 'cause that's true. Paano mo nahulaan?"

"Magaling akong manghula, right?"

"Kinda."

"Haha, that's a yes for me."

"Walaaaaaa. Kinda lang, iba ang meaning ng kinda sa yes. Tssssk."

"Oh, chill. Chill lang. Basta, hahanapin kita. Yoohoo."

"Oh sige ba. . . hanapan tayo oh!"

"Woah. That's a bright idea."

"Game?"

"Game na game."

"Bukas ah. Hanapan tayo. Hee hee."

"Kung mahahanap mo ako. Bleh."

"Oy?"

"Ano?"

"Pwede bang tanggalin yung masks kapag nahanap na natin ang isa't isa?"

"Unfortunately, no. So if ever you'll win a date with me, we're going to have a date with our masks on."

"Ayyy. Saklap naman."

"Woah. That's the most gayish thing I heard from you."

"Hindi kaya!!"

". . ."

"I'm not. . . gay!"

"You're not? Mind if I show you all of our previous recorded calls?"

"Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!"

"Hahaha. Sorry na, sorry na."

". . ."

"Oh, may boyfriend ka nga right? Aha."

"Oh diba?!"

"Oo na, oo na. Hahaha."

". . ."

"How's your day?"

"Fine."

"Fine lang? Hindi okay?"

"Edi okay."

"We seemed so random tonight, mate."

"Kaya nga eh."

"Well, I'm hoping we could find each other at the event tomorrow."

"Me too."

". . ."

"I've always wondered how you looked like, Shana."

"I look like Shiba Inu, got any more guesses?"

"Weh, kamukha mo si Shiba Inu?!"

"Oo nga, and my friends agree with me."

". . ."

"Sometimes they say I look like a squirrel. Cute, right?"

"Squirrel? Yaaaah. . . that's straight up adorable!"

"Hahaha. So, may clue ka na."

"Unluckily, that doesn't help at all. How could I recognize someone looking like Shiba Inu or a squirrel if that person's wearing a mask? Hahaha."

"Ayyy, oo nga noh. Hahaha."

"Haaaaays."

"Hey, I think you're sleepy."

"Maybe?"

"Matulog kana."

"Ayyy, ayaw mo na ba akong makausap? Sad na ako. . ."

"Hindi naman sa ganun, Tzu. I'm concerned, okay? You're always staying up all night and you have classes in the morning, am I right? It's not healthy for a student like you to stay awake at midnight everytime."

"Eh. . . how 'bout you?"

"This is my work and I have to do this, okay? I have my coffees and vitamins here to keep me all amped up for every midnight. Kaya kahit magpuyat ako gabi-gabi, hindi parin ako nagkakasakit."

"Oh."

"Tzu, just sleep now okay? I don't want you to get sick."

"Okay."

"Good midnight, Tzu. Sweet dreams."

"Sure, I'll dream of you Shana!"

Call Disconnected.

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a narrative is up next guys! sorry for the late update ho ho.

and btw, this ranked #96 in fanfiction, but later got in #100. lol. anyways, thank you! <3