Dialing Operator Shana . . .
Call Connected.
"Versace on the floor~ take it all for me, for me, for me, for me now girl. . . versace on the floor~ ayo there, Tzu! Wanna let me take you to the floor?"
"Bakit ang weird na ng mga spiel mo ngayon? I kinda like the previous one where you're singing Justin Bieber's Boyfriend. . ."
"Baby let's just turn down the lights, and close the door~ ooh I love that dress but you won't need it anymore~"
"Weeeeeeeeird. So weird that I suggest you to stop."
"Let's just kiss 'til we're naked, baby. . . versace on the floor~"
"Mukha mo pampunas sa floor."
"Hah?! May sinabi ka?"
"Wala. Tapos kana po bang kumanta?"
"Pwede na rin. Hehe. . ."
"Hays. Hula ko, babagsak na ang hotline niyo sa pagkanta mo ng Versace On The Floor. . . tsk."
". . . but the guys like it. Ang sexy daw nung boses ko."
"Well, not for me. Ha ha ha."
"Ayyy."
"Even though. . . ugh. It's sexy to my ears that. . . that it makes me wanna play it on repeat in my bed."
"Hah?! May sinabi ka?"
"Wala. Sabi ko, paki-tigil na po yang pagkanta mo. Tsaka, ayoko ng Versace On The Floor noh. . . oh my virgin ears, they don't like it."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"So. . . pwede na pong mag-kwento?"
"Kahit pinatigil mo ako sa pagkanta ng Versace On The Floor, sige. . . hahayaan kitang mag-kwento. I can make a lot of adjustments naman eh. Hays."
"Okay."
"Okay, kwento ka na. . ."
"Ya know what? That girl came to the convenience store yesterday!! And her name is Sana!"
"Hmmm."
"But then, she have to go right away."
"Bakit naman?"
"Ewan. Parang nag-pakita nga lang siya sa akin sa sobrang sandali niya lang sa convenience store eh."
"Haha. That's destiny for you. I think destiny brought her there only for you."
"If only destiny was true, I'll believe you. . ."
"It's true somehow."
"So ayun. . . kinapalan ko na yung mukha ko bago siya umalis. 'Cause. . . 'Cause I really need that hug from her."
"What happened next?"
"She. . . she gave me a hug. . ."
". . ."
"And I never felt comfort in hugging someone. . . especially a girl."
". . ."
"I always find myself uncomfortable in hugging strangers and girls but. . . but how on earth have I done that?"
"Love, mate. Is that still on your vocab?"
"There's no way that it's love. Straight nga ako diba? Straight."
"Haha. . . Straight, that's great."
"Sana nga hindi love, hays."
"Hah?! May sinabi ka?"
"Wala. Bingi mo."
"Hindi naman masyado."
". . ."
"Versace on the floor~ ooh take it all for me, for me, for me, for me now girl. . . versace on the floor~"
"Ugh, yes. . ."
"Hah?!"
"Sabi ko, stop that."
"Oh. Got it. Wanna let me sing a much more innocent song for you?"
"Sure!"
"Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo~"
"Oh my gosh. I need to sleep now."
"Good night Tzu!"
Call Disconnected.
"Fudge. Ang sexy nung boses niya. Mind if she's sexy in person too? Wait. . . HINDI AKO BAKLA!"
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