"And who do you think you are?
Running around, leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts, and tearing love apar-"
"GUESS WHAT?"
"What?"
"This bathroom is unisex."
"Does that mean you're allowed in here?"
"Yes..."
"I can literally see you grinning like a maniac right now."
"You can see me?"
"Not really. But in my mind."
"What do I look like?"
"Not saying."
"Fair enough."
"..."
"..."
"So... um..."
"Can I see you?"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"NO, no! I didn't mean now. I meant after you get out."
"WHAT?!"
"No! Not like that, I meant... Geez..."
"Get out! NOW!"
"But I'm allowed in here-"
"GET OUT!"
"Alright, alright. I respect your privacy..."
"Hmph!"
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Shower Stalls - A Dialogue Story
Short Story"Rockabye? By Clean Bandit?" "ARGH! What the heck? Who's that?" "I'm not telling." "What are you doing in here?" "This is a public restroom." "I know that! But what's a guy doing in here?"
