Old Witch Miley Cyrus (New): *crawls to shore* I have returned, Kira! And I will get my revvveeeeennnnggggeeeeee!!!!!! REVVVEEEEENNNNGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHAH--!!!!!! *cough* *cough* WHY U POOP IN MY MOUTH, BIRD?! HUH??!!!!!! *glares at bird above her who poops in her mouth*
The bird: *very deep voice* Chirp.
Old Witch: o_O Da paq?
The bird: *very deep voice* You do not know meh, old witch. *all sassy-like*
Old Witch: *gasps* I am not an old wi--!
The bird: *kicks her into the ocean*
Old Witch: I will get my revenge bird! AND ALSO KIRA!!!!!! *sinks*
At the creepypasta mansion...
Kira: *stops taking a video of BEN dancing around wearing a diaper* Do you guys hear someone saying my name?
Jack: *looks at Kira* Nope. You must be hallucinating.
Kira: Oh, alright. *continues to video BEN*
Back with the Old B*- I mean Witch...
Old Witch: *in the ocean* Hmm, I sense someone saying something bad at me. Who is it? So I can turn them into a water rainbow unicorn because I'm underwater and they will save me.
Water Rainbow Unicorn: *swims towards the old witch*
Old Witch: *looks at water rainbow unicorn* Ohh~! Water rainbow unicorn~! I'll use a spell so I can transfer what I'm thinking to it. *transfers thoughts to the water rainbow unicorn* Help me water rainbow unicorn. I, Miley Cyrus the new one, needs your help.
Water Rainbow Unicorn: I hate the Miley Cyrus now. I like the old Miley Cyrus. (No offense to Miley Cyrus.) *transfers it's thought to the old witch* No. *swims away*
Old Witch: *transfers thought to Water Rainbow Unicorn* B-But--.
Water Rainbow Unicorn: *uses powers to blow the old witch to the ocean's abyss*
Old Witch: Jsuidswoohaqrvcklojvswrjjkdawl!!!!!!!!! (Translation: HEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!)
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Living With The Creepypastas
FanfictionKira lives a normal life, if you consider throwing things out the window and eating a lot of candy and not having cavities or getting fat normal, until she met the creepypastas. She couldn't believe how a sneaking in into her apartment complex can c...
