Why, hello there. Long time no....read. See what I did there? *facepalm*
On to ze story.
I don't know if I've been over this but one thing I really, really, really don't like is bad grammar and spelling errors.
I understand that not everyone is perfect and everyone makes mistakes and I know that! But that's not the problem I'm discussing.
I'm talking about way too much grammar and spelling errors. Ever heard of proofread? Maybe spellcheck?
Because bro/brah, your story got too much problems even Sharkiesha can't handle it.
Sharkiesha can't even handle me right now.
So here I am just looking for stories to read and suddenly *a wild fanfiction appears*
Oh, this seems interesting.
Heh. Hah. Oh.
And oh my potatoes, what a nice summary!
A darn pretty cover too!
Am I dreaming?
Let me just whack myself upside the head.
Nope, definitely not dreaming. But I am hurt.
And then, BAM!
"Hi i am kylie and like todayz i met the boi of my draemz. the pie to my aple the bery to mai straw. he waz liek so sexylicuous, fergaliciious, he makin dem boiiz go loco!"
"then i went too kasys house and she waz liek omggg guuurl, he iz da bacon to mai lifee. do u feel me?"
"then i waz liek, kasy nuu! he iz my man! that iz it. me n you are no longer best friendz for life. to think i wnted to spend foreva with cha?"
"then she disapaerd foreva."
(This was an exaggeration, but I'm sure you know what I mean.)
So if anyone hears crying and shrieking, don't be alarmed.
It is not your donkey crying. It's not a whale being slaughtered.
It's me being scarred for life. No big deal right?
Give me therapyyyy- Alex Gaskarth
At least, they didn't murder a puppy or something.
Holy Batman Crab Cakes.
A/N.
that was a good one linny.
no it wasnt.
ok well i havent been updating bc i was
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quick think of something so they wont know that you were just too lazy!
ah yes!
i didnt update bc i was eating. and then this giant black holesucked me in.
then i met beyonce. and who could think about anything when you are in the presence of her beyonceness?
OH BTW YALL SHOULD READ LETTERS TO HARRY ITS MY FANFIC
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