a/n can we talk about how smooth and soft my hands are right now wow
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No, but seriously let's talk about the boys' outfits. By what I've been reading I've come to the conclusion that all the boys have identical closets.
I'm guessing that either there were some buy one get one free sales or they're brains are wired like teenage girls who just have to match and wear identical clothing.
"Guys, guys! Let's all buy the same outfits. How cool would that be! We could be twins and stuff!"
How to write a sentence in a fan fiction:
The boy I'm dating, (insert any name here because it literally works for any of these guys like wow no work or effort required) was wearing a thin white shirt with his black tattoos slightly evident underneath. He was wearing a pair of black skinny jeans and it was very awkward because my boyfriend is wearing tighter jeans than me.
1D boy in a fanfic starter pack:
gucci white t shirt $666.66
prada black pants $6900.00
a/n i literally stopped writing the story just to feel my hands THEY ARE SO SOFT UGHZGAZTYXJDCN
I am literally so jealous because like wow it takes so much time for the author trying to figure out what the girl should wear and THAT TAKES A LOT OF WORK YOU HAVE NO IDEA. And for the boys it's just like white shirt black pants, done. You now look sexier than a Victoria Secret Angel.
a/n guys ok you know how tears are salty. and the ocean is salty. and i am salty. jK but fr what if the ocean was salty because all the fish and sharks and dolphins are crying because everyone is peeing in their home. OR WHAT IF THE OCEAN IS SALTY BECAUSE OF PEE. OR MAYBE BOTH
Let's get 100 votes and 100 comments bc frick yeah.
also yall need to start messaging me bc im a loSER WHO WANTS TO TALK asf. pay attention to me wtf
