Zodiac #197

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The signs reactions to meeting Satan:

Aries: This is where I deserve to be *heart eyes*

Taurus: Hey buddy it's nice to finally meet you, let's be friends and roast people :) literally.

Gemini: And I thought Death Valley was hot...

Cancer: Hello darling, I've heard so many bad things about you. Well so do people about me, so we'll get along real well

Leo: How's my soul doing? Did you get Lauren's too? She sold hers yesterday but ik the mail service is pretty slow...

Virgo: Can the Brendon Urie transformation start now?

Libra: The worlds fucked up thank you for bringing me to a better place

Scorpio: *hands Satan a pen* Can you sign your name on my arm? I'm going to get it tattooed :3

Sagittarius: The rent here better be more cheaper than my old New York apartment *rolls eyes while carries a whole box for fan merch*

Capricorn: Yo is there free wifi down here

Aquarius: It's hot down here, can you turn on the A/C pls thanks

Pisces: I don't belong here! *evil smirk* just kidding SATAN YOURE SITTING ON MY THRONE

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