The signs as lyrics to demented Barney theme song:
I love booze: Aries, Leo
Booze loves me: Libra, Scorpio
Oh my gosh: Virgo, Capricorn
I have to pee: Cancer, Pisces
I'm so drunk: Taurus, Aquarius
I'm falling on the floor: Gemini
Alcoholic dinosaur: Sagittarius
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Zodiac Signs (Book One)
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