The signs at an indoor rock climbing:
Aries: First to go up and down then encourages the other climbers
Taurus: Decides that you don't want a rope for support, gets to the top of the wall and ends up closing the place until the fire department can get you down
Gemini: Stares at the wall reluctantly for five minutes, then climbs it in five seconds
Cancer: Ends up breaking your toe when getting frustrated and kicked the wall
Leo: Hosts a race between the two slowest climbers, and offers a cat to the winner
Virgo: Wears professional climbing clothes and brings professional gear
Libra: Drops your glasses halfway up, ends up slipping because of blurry vision
Scorpio: Drops the climber you're belaying, stops before they hit the ground and laughs
Sagittarius: Climbs the building instead
Capricorn: Casually slides over to a nearby climber, and slips your number in their pocket
Aquarius: Takes a selfie at the top of the wall, and then accidentally drops your phone
Pisces: Clumsily falls. Clumsily falls again. You stay on the hardest wall that you can't get five feet up on
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