Scenario of the signs out in the woods camping:
Taurus: oh my GOD.
Aries: Geez, it smells like crap out here. Why did I agree to go?!
Scorpio: Ew. There's leaves and bugs and snakes and dirt. DIRT.
Gemini: Ah, enjoy it. Okay, this seems like a good spot for the tents. I'll start making myself at home. *tapes 5sos poster on tree*
Leo: guYS. I FORGOT MY TENT.
Pisces: You weren't supposed to bring one, you're sharing with me. Remember?
Leo: Oh, yeah. :3
Capricorn: Where's the fucking bug spray?! *slap* AGHHH
Cancer: Here! *chucks it* *Ends up hitting Capricorn's head*
Cancer: oops
Sagittarius: I'm tiiiiired.
Leo: C'mon guys! Let's get the tents up.
Virgo: *literally cries*
Capricorn: *chucks bug spray at Cancer's head* How ya like them apples?
Libra: I AM GETTING NO SIGNAL OUT HERE WTF
Aries: It's getting dark...
Leo: Okay, tents are up. Find your camping partners.
*All signs run hectic and Capricorn just sits.*
*Leo & Pisces*
*Capricorn & Gemini*
*Sagittarius & Cancer*
*Aquarius & Taurus*
*Scorpio & Aries*
*Virgo & Libra*
Sagittarius: We got em! Let's unpack.
Gemini: Already done! Whole tree is covered with posters.
Capricorn: Gem, make room for my academic awards.
Gemini: -_- WhyTF would you bring that?
Capricorn: For good luck! :)
Taurus: mg, she's such a show off
Libra: STFU TAURUS!
Virgo: *rubs two sticks together* WHAT IS GOING ON CMON
Pisces: Here. *hands her a lighter*
Virgo: *puts flame on dead leaves* Yay now we got a fire!
Taurus: I got the ingredients for s'mores.
Libra: *Pulls up a log*
Scorpio: OMG WE SHOULD DO CAMPFIRE SONGS!
Capricorn: oh my god -_-
Sagittarius: 99 bottles of milk on the wall, 99 bottle of milk!---
Gemini: NO! More like, let's gather 'round the campfire and sing the campfire song!
All signs: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!
Cancer: *giggles* SpongeBob is life.
Aquarius: *stabs marshmallow on twig* Now bare with me guys, I have to make this absolutely perfect. Every side has to be a golden burn, not too light, not too dark. And- OH CRAP I BURNT IT
Aries: Give me that! *sticks a new one in the fire* See, not so hard.
Capricorn: *Takes the graham crackers and munches quietly*
Pisces: *Makes the perfect s'more and snapchats it*
*All signs make s'mores*
Leo: Awww, look at this sky. It's GORGEOUS
Scorpio: It's much clearer out here than back home.
Capricorn: Ooh! There's the Orion, ooh! And there's the big and small dipper!
Sagittarius: *asleep*
Gemini: Guys look, Sag it mumbling in her sleep. *smirks*
Cancer: What's she saying?
Sagittarius: *muffled* Please no. Gummy dog too big.
Scorpio: WTF
Sagittarius: NO. no. no no. *giggles weirdly* Mom, stop tickling me!
*All the signs start dying laughing*
Libra: *video tapes everything on Snapchat My Story*
Sagittarius: *wakes up* ... AWE YOU GUYS SUCK! *falls over log*
Capricorn: It's because we love you.
Aries: Let's all go to our tents and get some shut eye.
*All signs head back to their tents.*
Capricorn: Goodnight everyone!
Gemini: QUIT HOGGING THE ROOM CAPRI!
Pisces: GUYS
Virgo: good NIIIIGHT
*Owl hoots in the night sky*
Virgo: You too!
*It goes quiet as the signs try to fall asleep.*
Sagittarius: LIBRA!!! WHY AM I ON THE SNAPCHAT STORY?!?
Libra: uh oh
*The tents erupt with laughter*
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