Scenario of the signs at a wedding:
Aries: Oh HELL no. You are not making me wear that dress.
Cancer: *angry sighs* I honestly don't care what you think, you gotta wear it.
Aries: IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FAT CARROT
Cancer: Yes, and you will be a pretty fat carrot. *zips dress*
Aries: Ughhh
Aquarius: Sooo, who is the brides bridesmaids?
Leo: Aries, Me, Libra and Pisces.
Aquarius: Lucky. It sucks being a flower girl. A flower girl is for four year olds... Or for Gemini....
Gemini: *looks up from Barbies* Huh?
Aquarius: eeeexactly
Capricorn: Hi ladies!! How's everyone doing? Do you guys need drinks? Maybe any accessories? Oh! Forget it, I forgot to set the table ornaments! Eeek.
Virgo: Seems like Capricorn is doing a good job with her task.
Taurus: What are you doing Virgo?
Virgo: Photography. You?
Taurus: DJ. I'm gonna sneak in Harlem Shake and see how they react. *snickers*
Libra: Omg, I understand what Aries is talking about. I DO look like a carrot
Aries: See?! -_-
Sagittarius: Hey, it's a fall theme wedding. What do you expect?
Leo: *mumbles* better dresses...
Pisces: I actually love it *twirls*
Scorpio: AGGHHHH *runs in crying*
Taurus: The hell Scorp... What's wrong?
Scorpio: MY EX IS HERE
Virgo: oh, you gotta be kidding me *exaggeratedly rolls eyes*
Scorpio: The stupid Bride is "apparently" siblings with him! And he saw me and, my life is pretty much over *mopes to corner and sits*
Gemini: OMG I'm having the same issue! Ken is just being an ass to Barbie.
Scorpio: Are you kidding me... *deadpan*
Aquarius: Same reaction girlfriend.
Capricorn: *girly runs into the room* do I hear someone crying? I brought tissues and ice cream.
Sagittarius: she's fine -_-
Capricorn: the wedding is staring in a few minutes, smile bright for me *waits*
Scorpio: wait... You mean now?
Capricorn: forget it. Virgo, I need you! Oh and you too Taurus
Virgo: Yippie *sarcastically pumps fist in air*
Cancer: Okay, let's get a group picture of the bridesmaids
Aries: at least I got out of bed today *walks over and stands with Leo, Libra and Pisces*
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Zodiac Signs (Book One)
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