Zodiac #10

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The signs useful pick-up lines:

Aries: Nice package, let me help you unwrap that.

Taurus: I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all like the others, get a number and wait in line.

Gemini: Can you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.

Cancer: Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling.

Leo: Kiss me if I'm wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?

Virgo: I don't have a library card, but would you mind if I check you out?

Libra: Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Scorpio: If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

Sagittarius: Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

Capricorn: I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

Aquarius: You may not be a church, but you're the answer to all my prayers! (I don't really care if you aren't religious, it's a freaking pickup line)

Pisces: Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you.

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