Scenario of the signs at a restaurant:
Capricorn: Good evening everyone, my name is Capri. How many?
Libra: 10
Scorpio: NO WAIT IM HERE *dashes in and is panting*
Pisces: *leans into Taurus* I thought she wasn't invited
Taurus: *silent*
*All signs face Taurus*
Cancer: Tauruss... -_-
Taurus: W-what? *beet red face*
Aquarius: *taps foot* Taurus we went over this!
Gemini: We don't invite Scorpio out to eat remember?!
Scorpio: WHY NOT THATS UNFAIR
Leo: BC YOU EAT THE WHOLE BUFFET MAN. *turns and smiles* 11 please
Capricorn: Oh- okay... Right this way
Aries: Great, now I'm going to have to dash up there before Scorpio
Virgo: Taurus always has a soft spot for Scorp, what'd ya gonna do about it
Aries: Kick them out..
Virgo: No! *slaps arm* Now behave
Capricorn: Here you are, *sets menus down*
*All signs scramble to find a spot*
Sagittarius: No bitchh you agreed to sit by me!
Aquarius: Yooo Pisces and you and Virgo wants to sit by me... It's not my fault I'm so likeable
Sagittarius: *huffs and whines*
Cancer: Come sit by me loser, shut up
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Capricorn: Interesting family you all are
Libra: We're not family, we're friends :p
Aries: Ohana
Capricorn: Oh... It seems like Cancer is the older sibling of Sag
Cancer: Ew no
Sagittarius: Nooo
Capricorn: Anyways.. Can I start you off with drinks?
Aries: Pink lemonade?
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