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Arthur Kirkland
14 minutes ago

I have a new cooking desciple! Ha! In your face Francis and Alfred!
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Francis Bonnefoy: What kind of blasphemy is this Eyebrows?!

Arthur Kirkland: I have a desciple! MWAHAHAHA! I will pass on my dishes!

Alfred F. Jones: You trying to teach poison making dude?

Arthur Kirkland: No. -_- Piri, come here!

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: Yes Chef England?

Arthur Kirkland: Ha! Could you come over to my house? I'm going to teach you how to make my famous scones.

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: Roger that.

Alfred F. Jones: Explains...it's Philippines, Francis

Francis Bonnefoy: Ohonhonhon~ well, it's mademoiselle. Now I know why...

Lovino Vargas: Uhh -_- idiota. Maria eats anything. Even shit.

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Me niña! Are you sure about your decision yade?

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: Opo.

Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: *sigh* If that's what you want... But Arthur! Don't poison me niña!

Arthur Kirkland: Tonio, I won't. Can all of you please calm down?

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: hoy Romano! I don't eat shit! You eat dick!

Lovino Vargas: OHH. Really? Then why do you eat that eyebrow bastard's scones huh?! I don't eat dick. That's gay man.

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: Liar. I saw you and ...oh nevermind.

Lovino Vargas: What the heck are you talking about idiota -_-

Arthur Kirkland: Can both of you just get along and stop fighting?

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: Okay po. We weren't really fighting though. It just sounds like that. Right Lovi?

Lovino Vargas: Sì.

Alfred F. Jones: Oh, hi Piri. How are things going on in your place?

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: slowly progressing kuya.

Arthur Kirkland: Stop ignoring me

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: Oh yes. Sorry Chef England. I will go to your place tomorrow.

Arthur Kirkland: That's good to hear, not that I'm expecting...you though...

Francis Bonnefoy: Hey Anglatierre... Your house is on the the news. It's on fire...

Arthur Kirkland: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IN THE NAME OF  HOLY MOTHER OF COW?! FUCK I FORGOT!

Alfred F. Jones: Piri, I think you should reconsider your choice...

Maria Clara Dela Cruz: ...

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Update guys! XD
For all those who don't know Maria Clara Dela Cruz, she is Philippines. She eats anything, like Seychelles...

Anyway! Happy Reading everyone!

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