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Ludwig Beilschmidt
10 minutes ago

Ya'll bow down befow meeeh. Ich heisse GERMany und  I WIIL KICK DEM ASS! √°^^^^^^°√
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Arthur Kirkland: I am great britain ya pussiesss hahahaha! I am the ruler of the world and saved your asses back in world war 2 .|. Imma be grreat again nnn yall bow down beforee mweeee. Oh heck... I don't even know if I'm catholic or a protestant! T.T Fraaaaance! I loove you idiot
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Feliciano Vargas: Uhh pwueeeseeee! I am like, so done wid yer shiits and I am closng me eyes cos... I DUN WANNA SEE YER FACESSSSS °^°

Francis Bonnefoy: I love you too Anglaterre! Let's go to mon room lateerrrt ;)

Arthur Kirkland: Oh yesss my beloved francisss baby <3 I love youuuu

Francis Bonnefoy: Je t'Aime Anglatierre!

Alfred F. Jones: Oh fuck you people. I am done wid saving yer asses n freedom! Fuck you England for choosing Francis over mweeeh! I am not obese i tell you! T.T waaaaaaaa Imma party hardeeer

Arthur Kirkland: you were the one who left me idioooot! waaaaaaaa T.T stupid stupid stupid stupid!

Lovino Vargas: Espanya! You are a biiig M! I am greatet than you cause imma alwys on topppp
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Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: fuck me Lovi~♥

Lovino Vargas: that's what I was gonna do bastard! ;)

Feliks Lukasiewicz: like, Me so faab n you all know dat. Like, I am the queen bee of World Academyyy ?!like,  Ya'll gonna hate but mah nails won't care!

Toris Lorinaitis: I've had enuf wid all your bullshits poland! You cross dressing freak!

Feliks Lukasiewicz: B-but... I thought you liked it lit!

Toris Lorinaitis: I do! That's y I damn hate it cos it gvs me a fucking boner!

Feliks Lukasiewicz: rly?

Toris Lorinaitis: NO. Hahahaha!

Feliks Lukasiewicz: i hateee youuuuu

Logan Kirkland: Whew they all drnk m8

Roderich Edelstein: Music is liiiife biaaaatches! Hahahahahha Beethoven is AUTRIAN! In yo faceeee!

Gilbert Beilschmidt: He's PRUSSIAN COS HE'S AWESOOOOOME. NOT AS AWESOME AS THE GREAT PRUSSIA THOUGH! KESESESESE!!!

Elizaveta Hedervary: He's Hungarian cause he was HUNGRY!!!!!!!

Gilbert Beilschmidt: ...

Matthew Williams: Hah! I AM CANADA AND I SHALL BE NOTICED BY YOU LITTLE DIMWITS!

Everyone: Who are you?

Matthew Williams: IN THE NAME OF FUCKING MAPLE I AM FUCKING CANADA FUCKING RETARD CAN'T YOU READ THE DAMN WORLD MAP?! I AM THE SECOND LARGEST NATION FOR MAPLE'S SAKE!

Raivis Galante: What is happening to the world...

Kiku Honda: Hug me you rittur shits \(°u°\)

Wang Yao: Aiiyah, first of all, I hate all of you for being too immature and going sooooo wild aru. This is why I don't like Hongkong and any of my siblings to go on your parties aru. Second, I am not drunk! I can control myself. Third, and the last, WHO BROUGHT HONGKONG TO THE PARTY ARU?!

Emil Steillson: I did :3

Wang Yao: Aiyaaa... Now Hongkong is drunk aru... Even Japan is drunk...He is becoming very wild... My poor Hongkong aru! T.T

Li Xiao Chun:  -_- Chill dude, I am old enough and you aren't my boss yo. I can handle mahselfff

Wang Yao: Ahh, this is all England's fault aru... T.T my innocent little Hongkong

Matthias Køhler: China! Join the fun! XD parteeh...

Tino Vainamoïnen: Santa ain't rreeaaaal! I kept on making myself believe that he was reaaaal, but he issssssnnnn'ttt waaaaaaaaaa

Everyone: ...

Ivan Braginski: I knew it was a bad idea to give them Vodka da...
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Note: don't take what they say too seriously because they are just drunk idiots (except for Russia, Australia, Latvia, and China. The rest are drunk bastards XD) and they don't know what the heck they are saying. XD

Raivis Galante - Latvia
Logan Kirkland - Australia

Hahahaha I was laughing while writing this. LOL!

Anyway, Happy Reading Everyone! ;)

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