Ch. 1: Sizzling Summer

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My Sweet Blackmailer

 

written by: TuronTuwingTrigo

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Prologue:

LOVE...

Merriam Webster Dictionary - a strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties 

Girls - temperature rising, cheeks blushing, heart throbbing, and everything disappears

Boys - Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talking about. (-_o')

Gays -mwaaah, mwaaah! chup chup! AAAAAAHHHHHH. ^____^

Nerds - Oxytocin, known as the ‘hormone of love’ is a chemical produced by the hypothalamus in the brain and released by the pituitary gland, in response to certain environmental triggers such as stimulation of the cervix during sex, skin to skin contact, during childbirth or even during nipple stimulation in lactating women. The testes of men and ovaries of women also produce this hormone. *bow*

Bobo - "Love is blind."

Asungot - Chicks! Bebot! Chicks! Bebot! MORE CHICKS!!!

Rich - CASH!

Jejemon -Textmate. BD

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