A U T H O R ' S N O T E
My sister bought these for her birthday parties and I fell in love.
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D I S C L A I M E R
All the views presented in this chapter are completely the author's and does not mean you have to agree. Just don't give me grief about how we share opposing views, kay?
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R A N D O M I N S P I R A T I O N A L Q U O T E
"You lift me up when I am weak
Your arms wrap around me
Your love catches me so I'm letting go
You lift me up when I can't see
Your heart is all that I need
Your love carries me so I'm letting go"
- The Afters, Lift Me Up
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Biana: *mouth full of cookies and mouth wide open* So good!
Keefe: Foster. I swear, next time you pull another "hiding an amazing human food from us elves" thing on us, I will make sure there's a balding elixir in your next box of lushberry juice. *cocks head to look at Sophie* Okay, maybe not a balding elixir. Your cuteness would be reduced by 72.4% if you were bald.
Sophie: *throws a cookie at him reprimandingly* Keefe!
Fitz: Okay, I'll agree with Biana and Keefe on this one. Lofthouse Cookies are the best.
Dex: *stares at his cookie with a critical eye* This must be injected with a billion chemicals if they taste this good. *looks at Sophie* Kinda like those Twinkie-things you forced us to suffer through a few weeks ago.
Sophie: *rolls eyes* Weren't Twinkies inspired by elves?
Fitz: Yeah, elves brought similar things called sponcaycakes to the Lost Cities when the Human Assistance Program was still in existence.
Dex: Yes, but that's beside the point! *points at cookie* See this? It's practically two inches of frosting on a single cookie! *wipes a finger through frosting* And don't get me started on the sprinkles!
Fitz: *rolls eyes* Don't worry, we won't.
Keefe: Hey Foster, these taste familiar. Like ... I dunno, human birthday cake.
Sophie: *nods* It does, doesn't it? *looks at him suspiciously* Wait—when did you eat human birthday cake?
Keefe: Remember how we gave Fitz a birthday party a few weeks ago?
Sophie: Oh right, I had Mr. Forkle bring a human birthday cake.
Keefe: *shakes head mockingly in disappointment* You're supposed to have a photographic memory, Foster.
Sophie: *upset* Why you— *grabs a cookie and smears it frosting-side up on Keefe's face*
Keefe: *stares at Sophie open-mouthed in surprise*
Sophie: *smashes cookie into his mouth*
Dex: *cracks up* Now that makes these cookies completely worth it.
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