Preference: You Guys Watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

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by Teammindless1D

by Teammindless1D

Ray Ray:

"Hurry up and scratch number two!" Ray screamed at me.

I have him a stank look.

"Really? Really Ray? You really wanna smell Alana's family's smells?"

"Duh." He said all nonchalant. "Now scratch number two."

You obliged,

"Eewwwww!"

Prodigy:

"You don't even say it right, Craig." I giggled.

"What? Yes I do, Y/N." he glanced at me

"Nu- uh. It's: 'A dolla make me holla, Honey Boo Boo child!"

"That's what I said, see?" He tried to say it like her.

"That was better, but not quite right." I turned towards the TV,

"Now shut up, Chickadee's going into labor!"

Roc Royal:

"Would you let me make you sketti? Roc looked at me.

"Heck to the no." I laughed,"Never, ever, ever. Wait, I know that Chubbs is not eating that out of a friggin' butter bin!" I gagged.

"Ahh," Roc laughed at them, then slapped his ear.

"What?" I looked at him.

"Ya got to c'mon, these d**n gnats!"

I threw my head back, unable to control my laughter.

Princeton:

"There's nothing wrong with being a little gay. Everybody's a little gay." Prince and I recited with the television.

We continued watching the TV.

"So that means you're a poodle, YN!"

"How come your just now mentioning this?" I giggled.

He shrugged,

"Dunno."

"I'm the fanciest poodle out there though."

"I'm not a poodle." Jacob looked at me,"I'm a pitbull." He growled.

"More like a chihuahua." I laughed.