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Crew x Reader: Fifty Shades

Oh, god.

Oh god oh god oh god.

This was happening.

It was.......... a thing

Fuck.

You're probably wondering,

Why are you in so much distress?

Well,

You see

You're kind of sort of

Watching 50 Shades of Gray with 'the guys'.

And it was going as well as you'd expect it to be going.

Edd looked absolutely horrified. He had managed to curl into a ball, just barely peeking over his knees.

The other two idiots weren't doing any better.

While Tom felt far better clutching a cushion, his face pushed into the soft material, Matt thought that clutching onto you was a better idea, his face shoved right in YOUR plush material.

What better way to hide from the gross BDSM than to shove your face in your roommate's boobs?

You seemed rather stoic, your face expressionless.

This was hot.

No, I'm joking. The guy was sort of attractive, though.

But, alas, he was an ass.

A rich ass.

A rich-ass honkey.

You continued to come up with names for him, when, suddenly, you took notice to a certain heat.

Not in your loins, no.

In your bosom.

You looked down, to see Matt squishing your breasts together, mushing his face into them. You frowned, pushing him away.

"That's gay, Matt."

He grunted, then settled for shoving his face into your stomach.

Oh, poor Tord.

He silently stepped in, peeked at the television, and his eyes went wide.

"YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING."

"oh my god tord shut up"

"nGH THIS IS ILLEGAL"

"no its not shhhhhh"

"WHATEVER WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WATCH THIS"

"to make sexual tension, obviously." You snickered.

They all stared at you, which caused you to begin to burst out laughing.

"oH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID SKRNT- OH MY GOD IM CRYING- GODDAMN THIS MOVIE- HAHA-"

You were left lying there, laughing your ass off, everybody gone.

Until, suddenly, Tord's weight cut your fit of laughter short.

"tORD GET OFF"

"no"

"yES NOW"

"never"

"......please?"

"no"

"fuck."