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Fact #57: More Poop

Here's another poop fact, because, who doesn't like poop?

Well, maybe your TOOTHBRUSH!

Are you flushing open-seated, because the poop particles from your toilet get sprung up into the air, and attach onto anything of a 60ft diameter, and unless your toothbrush is 61ft away, it's gonna get itself some poop.

Yup.

You are brushing your mouth with poop.

Have a moment to think about that...

LOSER!

You are now the POOOPMAAANNN!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

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p.s. If you don't want to read all of them, you can skip to Fact #1, and then read through them all, if you like, which you will, because, duh, I wrote it.