Fact #85: Beware The Wrath of The Toddler

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Shark attacks.

Do you fear them?

Toddlers.

Do you fear them?

Vending machines.

Do you fear them?

If you answered: YES, NO, NO, then you are going to die.

Because it is more likely to die from a vending machine or a toddler, than it is to be killed by a shark attack.

So beware Bob from next door.

Beware the pepsi and the M&Ms.

Beware.

Keep reading for more useless death facts!

p.s. If you don't want to read all of them, you can skip to Fact #1, and then read through them all, if you like, which you will, because, duh, I wrote it.


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