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Fact #80: More Liars

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;All the king's horses and all the king's menCouldn't put Humpty together again.

You have no doubt heard of this popular rhyme, and if you haven't...well, too bad.

For those of you who have read it, you are probably envisioning an egg, right?

Well, if you are you're not wrong, but let me just let you know that no one ever specified what Humpy was, and the egg assumption just came up by the last verse: Couldn't put Humpty together again.

But who knows?

Maybe the author did mean an egg after all.

But you can still go and ruin someone's childhood, you have my permission.

But don't point fingers!

Keep reading for more life-ruining facts!

:)

p.s. If you don't want to read all of them, you can skip to Fact #1, and then read through them all, if you like, which you will, because, duh, I wrote it.