Convictstuck

4 years

Be dave = = = >

It's been about 4 years since you were let out and you were trying really really hard to get used to this 'no crime ' rule set by John. He said if you wanna be with him you had to give up your criminal ways and so here you are; in a fucked up mini van with two annoying kids in the back. Jane and Roxy are your and John's adopted daughters. You pull up to the store to go grocery shopping. " okay, out you little devils" you mumbled as you got out the car and open there door. Roxy jumps out as jane slowly steps down and looks around. You lock the car and walk into the shop as roxy gets the cart. she jumps in and jane starts to push her around after you. You take out the list that john gave you and get the objects on them. Soon you had finished the list of things to get and head to the line. You found it odd that jane and roxy haven't asked to get anything but when the lady asked for your card. you hand her a credit card with the name
" kellin fuentes"
She scans it and waits for it to approve. Credit card fraud was hard sometimes. You lose track of what card to use next and how much to spend on each try. It's also hard to hide this from john, but you're managing. The card gets approved and you grab the bags and walk out of the shop with roxy and jane following behinf you. You get to the car and open the trunk, throwing the bags in. As you turn, you bump into roxy and her pockets spill out to show candy and lots of it. "...uh...how did that get there...?" roxy said sheepishly, not looking at you. Jane quickly got in the car. " no...jane, you too... come here and empty out your pockets". You scowled at her as she slowly got out and looks down she took out a small toy and some candy. "Sorry daddy" jane said looking down sad. You glance over and roxy who was looking everywhere but you. A smile came across your face " good job on not being caught " you rub both their heads and pick them up to put them in the car making sure to give them there new goodies. Before getting in the car. You get a text

Dirk: " yo how are the brats? And hows the common life treating you"

This was rare you got a text from him ever since he teamed up with jake to become two great thiefs.

You: " it fucking sucks but the brats got sticky fingers"

Dirk: " oh i see they're as cool as there uncles "

You: " um excuse me and their dad so what did you want and what are you doing "

Dirk: " well me and english were on a job to this rich old guy but see jake is really hot when he is stealing and well ya i just finished fucking him in the old mans bed"

You: "tmi man TMI"

Dirk: " you're just mad that my lover actually sleeps with me. when was the last time you fucked john"

You grumble at the thought. You made the mistake of commenting on johns sex noises because they were super adorable and now it's been almost 2 years now.

You: " fuck you "

Dirk: " ha oh and we have that thing for Karkat they want to see us"

You: " i know. john told me, so fuck off. "

You turn your phone off as you pull into the driveway. Roxy and Jane fly out of the car to John, who was walking out. You smile as you get the bags. " hey babe" you said walking to him and kissing him. He smiles and kisses you back as Roxy and Jane snicker. " go put the stuff inside. Karkat wants me there early and we are going altogether" john said as he made the kids get back in the car. You grumble and go in the house and put everything away as fast as you can. " You could help, y'know! " you yell from the house. "i know, but im lazy! " john yelled back. You glare at him from your kitchen window before going out to the car, making sure to lock the door behind you. He smiles and waits. He doesn't look so different from his jail time just taller and more goofy. He gives you directions to Karkat's place. Dirk and Jake were waiting outside as you all pull up. Roxy and Jane run and jump up on them as Sollux and Karkat come walking out.
"GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW" karkat screamed he was in super baggy sweat pants and a sweater. Sollux was behind him, staying quiet.
" god calm the hell down kids! karkat! " John yelled walking into the house. "FUCK YOU JOHN! SOLLUX, MAKE ME FOOD YOU BITCH" karkat screamed again as he does, so annoyed. You, Dirk, and Jake enter the house as Karkat was smiling and talking to John. His face went from happy to sad to angry to blank expressions in a matter of seconds and this goes on for most of the visit. Karkat was a lot more moody then usual and he has gone through 4 family sized bags of chips in the last hour. You slowly make your way to Sollux, who was standing in the kitchen making Karkat food.

"Whats wrong with Karkat?" You asked. Sollux glanced at you and shrugged." you know he has been moody and eating like crazy" you glare at him. " Dave, you know me and karkat are not human riight?" Sollux said as you nod. " it2 2imple; he i2 pregnant. apparently male troll2 can have kid2" Sollux said with another shrug. You here John scream "WHAT?!" from the other room. God cant you just go back to being a criminal...?