FLORIDA MAN: THE ORIGINAL SAGA

Chapter 17: Mustard Lords

Florida Man woke up, and heard yelling outside. He jumped off of his bed, and tore the cloth off of his back. He put on his angry birds slippers, and walked outside. He saw shrek and kool aid man yelling at each other. Florida man yelled at shrek, and he ran away. Kool aid man ran away with him, chasing him with a dorito bag. Florida man walked back into his house and entered his basement. He began to spray mustard everywhere, and screaming at the top of his lungs. Then, his house blew up. Mustard went everywhere, miles away, a kid was eating ice cream. Mustard launched into his eyeball. The kid screamed and ran home.

Florida Man began to run towards people, spraying mustard into their eyes. He ran up to shrek, and kicked him into a sewage river. Shrek was now covered in raw sewage and mustard. Shrek screamed, then blew up. Florida man said "did he die or something?" then, everything turned into mustard. Florida man began flying, and kicking people into rivers of raw sewage, blowing them up.

Florida man was killed by mustard satan the end.