Rosie, I'm not sure if you know this but John knows BSL - SH
Wait, really? - Rosie
Yes really and we don't swear in this household! - JW
I didn't swear! - Rosie
Maybe not verbally but you did using sign language - JW
That's not fair! - Rosie
You know damm well that it's fair - JW
Isn't 'damm' a swear word? - Rosie
Isn't what counts as a swear word subjective? - SH
Then I make the f word not a swear word because it was the only word that appropriately showed my anger - Rosie
Well, it's not very polite - JW
I wasn't trying to be polite - Rosie
We just don't use that word and that's finale - JW
Whatever and, anyway, how come you know so much about sign language? - Rosie
Sherlock taught me in case he goes non-verbal and needs to talk to me. It also came in handy during cases - JW
Okay but how did you know that I knew sign language and that I wasn't just fidgeting with my hands - Rosie
I watched Sherlock teach you ever since you were a baby. He would get more excited when you put your first phrase together in BSL than when you spoke your first word - JW
That sounds like Papa - Rosie
So, we have a truce then. No more swearing? - JW
No punishment? - Rosie
No, punishments are a bit old fashioned but if you swear again then maybe you won't get away with it so easily - JW
You're old fashioned - Rosie
I can change my mind about the punishment thing - JW
She does have a point though, my love - SH
Oi, you'll both be punished if you keep this up - JW
It's 2 vs 1 though so what are you going to do? - Rosie
Exactly - SH
Well, I have the power of not paying for takeaways anymore and cancelling cases on my side - JW
Nevermind then - Rosie
Agreed - SH
God, I love you both - JW
Equally? - SH
Of course - JW
But me more though, right? - Rosie
Yeah, just don't tell your Papa - JW
Hey! I can still read your texts - SH
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Sherlock texts
FanfictionTexts from characters from bbc Sherlock. Including: - Mystrade - Johnlock - Mycroft and Sherlock (not a ship) - Rosie and family