Sherlock texts

Drunk (Version 2)

Again, I imagine this to be on Rosie's 18th birthday and she got way too drunk with her friends but you can imagine it however you want as long as Rosie is 18+ becuase that's the legal drinking age in the UK.
~ Rhys

Rosie needed to be home 10 minutes ago. Where is she? - JW

I'm about to drive her home now. You should have seen the look on her face when I told her she had Sharpie on her face. She is so wasted - SH

She has Sharpie on her face?! She has Uni tomorrow. How I am supposed to get that off? - JW

Nevermind, it's actually eyeliner - SH

Just tell me what they've drawn on her - JW

There's some really sweet words like beautiful and smart and funny but there's also just a tiny dick on her forehead. I guess you can tell what the boys drew - SH

They were boys there? How do you know? She told me there wouldn't be any - JW

Well, our kids lie to us sometimes. I know because she smells of a boy's aftershave - SH

You don't think she did the thing with him, do you? - JW

Oh God, no. The most she did was probably kiss him. The fact that she has a bottle in her bag tells me she just really likes the smell of it and squirted a lot on before she got in the car hence the strong smell of it - SH

Alright. That's fine then. Wait, did you say car? Where did you get a car from? - JW

Mrs Hudson owed me a favour so I got to have her car for the night - SH

Must have a been a huge favour if she gave you her car - JW

It's not like I'm going to crash it. At least I drive under the speed limit unlike Mrs Hudson - SH

Yeah, you're right. Are you sure all she did is kiss?

She's an adult now, love. She's allowed to have sex with other boys. It's all part of growing up. Yes, I'm sure that's all they did - SH

Good. I know but she's my little girl - JW

Did you miss the part where I reminded you that she's an adult? She's not a kid anymore. You've got to stop treating her like one - SH

I know. All I mean is that she will always be my little girl. I will always have the need to protect her. I just don't want her doing anything stupid. She has a whole career ahead of her and I don't want a stupid one night stand to ruin that - JW

I think you also missed the part where I told you she didn't do that. Anyway, she's smart enough to use protection and if for some reason she doesn't, she will always be smart enough to use the morning after bill - SH

I know. They just grow up so fast - JW

That they do. Also, you might have to bring a bucket for her when she gets home because she keeps throwing up in the bag I just gave her - SH

Oh God. I'll get right on that - JW

I love you, my darling - SH

I love you too, babe - JW