Gregory? - MH
Yeah? - GL
Would you still love me if I were a worm? - MH
If you were a worm? - GL
Yes, that's what I said - MH
I guess so - GL
It's a yes or no answer - MH
Yes, I would still love you if you were a worm - GL
Would you still take me to places? - MH
Yes, I'd take you in the car in a little bucket of dirt and go to the park to meet your little worm friends and you could play around in the dirt - GL
Play around in dirt? Gregory, who do you think I am? - MH
Well, what do you want me to say? You're talking about being a literal worm - GL
I thought you loved me - MH
Myc, don't be like this. I do love you - GL
Well, you're not acting like you do - MH
What do you want from me? - GL
I just want you to still love me if I were a worm - MH
I thought we stopped talking about this. I would still love you if you were a worm as I married you for your personality, not for what you looked like. Anyway, I think you would be a cute worm - GL
Really? - MH
Yes - GL
Now, can we stop talking about this and carry on watching the movie? - GL
Only if I get to kiss you first - MH
I'm not going to say no to a kiss - GL
I love you - MH
I love you too - GL
YOU ARE READING
Sherlock texts
FanfictionTexts from characters from bbc Sherlock. Including: - Mystrade - Johnlock - Mycroft and Sherlock (not a ship) - Rosie and family