Sherlock texts

Oh No I didn't! Oh Yes you did!

Some of these jokes I'd count as 'panto humour' so if you don't like them blame the fact that I wrote this right after I went to the Bradford panto. I had fun coming up with some of these jokes so if you don't think they're funny then don't blame me, blame the writer.
~ Rhys <3

What are you doing now? - JW

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know me breathing also annoyed you - SH

Sherlock, I'm not starting another argument with you - JW

Of course you aren't cause I was the one who started it - SH

You're not being funny right now, you know? - JW

That's a shame. I really thought I was - SH

Sherlock Holmes! - JW

Yep, that's my name and the address is 221B Baker Street - SH

Well, that certainly rings a bell - JW

You must have got the wrong address then because our door bell doesn't work - SH

Sherlock, your charms and humour aren't working on me just please be serious - JW

Alright, I'll be serious for once - SH

Thank you - JW

You're welcome - SH

Now, let's get to the bottom of this - JW

You can't, there's a hole in it - SH

I'm not talking about that! - JW

Then what are you talking about? - SH

Don't play dumb with me, you know, the thing we were just arguing about - JW

Of course, you're right. You meant the jar with the hole in it, didn't you? - SH

No, I didn't - JW

Oh, yes, you did - SH

Oh, no, I didn't! - JW

Oh, yes, you did! - SH

Oh, I'm not starting this again - JW

No, cause I started it - SH

Sherlock! - JW