Okay, these are just some of my favorite, if a little cheesy, jokes.
Every time I buy a bag of peanuts, it says on the bag, MAY CONTAIN NUTS. Well duh, that was what I bought them for! You would be angry if a screwdriver fell out!
There once was this man who entered a local pun competition. He sent in ten different puns, reasoning that at least one should make it. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
When I see lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it is cute, I think it is crazy how many people bring knives on a first date.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT READ THIS NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel I like you.
Okay, this is just me fulfilling what I said in the summary. I will do more if you like them!
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Comedy Texting
RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
