Hi Guys! Okay, I have a request. I just finished a new part on my book Art Of Death, and I was hoping you guys could check it out! If blood makes you queasy, than this is not for you. BUUUUTTT, if you like a gruesome, exciting, slightly funny, story, PLEASE READ!!!!
If you read my book, and comment and vote, I will personally check out ALL your books and advertise them!!!!!
And to prove this wasn't a waste of your time, here is a couple jokes.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Fine, where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house then, smart-aleck?
Me: You'll never believe me.
Police: Just tell me, kid.
Me: Next to my house.
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Add just one word to ruin a movie title:
Batman Begins College
The Longest Yard Sale
Charlotte's Web Cam
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After my first therapist session, I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried and hugged my sister and I.
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Until 1961, it was illegal to attempt suicide in the U.K.
The punishment was death.
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Not valid underwater, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
