Levi: Hey, can I come over and borrow the slaves now?
Shane: No dude, get your own.
Levi: Why not? You've let me borrow them twice already!
Shane: I've never lent them to you, if they get out they might run.
Levi: OH. I just realized I said "slaves" not "skates"!
Levi: Wait...... What are you doing with slaves?????
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RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
