Stranger: Hey
Jason: Hi?
Stranger: I just met you....
Jason: No, don't.
Stranger: And this is crazy....
Jason: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT.......
Stranger: But here's my number......
Jason: THE PAIN, THE PAIN. EARS ARE BLEEDING.
Stranger: So call me maybe!
Jason: PREPARE TO DIE.
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Comedy Texting
RandomJokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!
